Pump Petrol

Went yumcha with Kiasi at 11.30 p.m...

Me : "Eh, look at your oil tank. E sign comes out already."

Kiasi : "Aiyah, tomorrow morning, when need this car, then pump petrol again loh. What so big deal?"

Me : "You not scare one meh?"

Kiasi : "I only scare if I pump petrol, burglar will steal my Kancil in the midnight."

Me : "So, you mean if you don't pump petrol, burglar won't still your Kancil lah?"

Kiasi : "Will. But even though if got burglar steals my Kancil, due to the limited petrol, the Kancil will die engine somewhere nearby mah."

Me : *pengsan*

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Random Conversation

One day, I was in campus and SuZen was at LRT Station, I received an SMS from SuZen...

Su Zen : "I want to drive!! Give me your driving license!!"

Me : "I'm currently in Starbuck (Setapak), come and take from me! If got, go get one!"

Su Zen : "Hahahah cannot! I kursus also haven't go =.= you la. Bleh. You got license already a?"

Me : "Then Yupp. I got my license ready, but still don't know how to drive =( You go for the kursus lah. A while only mah."

Su Zen : "Sian la. No mood. Haven't go think about it also sian liao. Donno how to drive then gimme la. I got natural talent to drive just that I no license."

Me : "Aiyah, you also got natural talent to give birth also wut."

Su Zen : "Hahahaha!! Good one! Lol donno la. Haih. No car anyway. Waste breath. Boring la I'm waiting for my senior to pick me up from station to work. Wait so long already. Btw i still owe you a kfc is it? Or you owe me? I forget haha but I know kfc involved."

Me : "Of course you owe me lah. So when are you going to pay me back?"

Su Zen : "Good. Next month la. This month pay I only got half month. Then 90% of it I gave my mom. So, now no maneh."

Me : "Wah, so good girl. I want to work!! Give me your degree!!"

Su Zen : "Ya once in a while I'm good like that. Lolol. Work you head la. Study la you. I want to study also cannot lol jk. I still have to study. Bleh. Practise how to study last minute la. You'll need that skill when you start work, ok?"

Me : "Bleh, you want to study bcoz you want to see hensems only mah."

This conversation was held long time ago (last month).

Why I don't want to get a girlfriend?

Friend : "Why you dowan to get a girlfriend?"

Me : "Dowan lah. Maintenance too high lah."

Friend : *LOL* "Where can you compare a girl with good?"

Me : "Why cannot? They (High maintenance girls) treat us like ATM also what."

First Time See Condom

Yesterday was my first time seeing an exact condom in my life. Serious! Really! No joke! I didn’t expect that!

As I’ve blogged about condom as the greatest invention of all, I’ve seen it on computers and books. But with my real eyes, I never seen this before. Yesterday was really my first time.

The case was like this. As I’m still single, my friend (a girl) would want to introduce me another girl. So, three of us went for a shop at *********** shopping mall.

While we were walking…

Guy : “Excuse me, we are currently doing a survey about AIDS and HIV. Would you want to fulfill our needs?”

3 of us : *look at each other* “Er…. Ok lah.”

Guy : “Thank you very much. Would you like to have a sit here and help us to fill in our form?”

3 of us : *sit down* *take pen* *Scribble scribble survey*

5 minutes later…

3 of us : “Survey done.” *pass up*

Guy : “Can you wait for another minute?”

3 of us : “Anything?”

Guy : “We would like to give you a free small booklet for each.” *pass 3 booklets*

3 of us : “Thanks.” *open booklet and read*

I saw the condom first.

Me : “Certainly, I’ve seen this things somewhere. Can I give it back to you?”

Guy : “Er… hehehe…”

Girls : *shy shy* “Can I give back mine to you too?”

Guy : “OK lah. OK lah.”

I’m still single, and I’m not desire for sax. So, the condom is still useless to me. Thus, I passed it back to that guy.

Where To Get Manties? HERE!!

5xMom said, "Manties is the best present for boyfriends during Valentine's Day."

Kiasi said, "I got no girlfriend. So, who, how and where can I get manties?"

My answer to Kiasi:

Still remember this picture?

Want to get manties?

You can migrate to Indonesia and reside at the seaside, wait for tsunami, and be a victim of that tragedy, and hoping that donors will donate some manties to you.

:P *run away fast fast*

Lingzhi Advertisement

One day at mother-side-Hakka cousin's house...

TV Advertisement: "wa eh kia hor, buey zi eh lingzhi lah..."

Cousin :*confused about Hokkien* "Maa~~~, why the auntie's son can sell Lychee until US and HK one? They got buy Lychee from Malaysia meh?"

Everyone : *ROTFLMAO*

Cousin's mom (Auntie) : *malufied* "Is Lingzhi! Not Lychee lah! TV got subtitle, you don't know how to see one meh? And then where got people can sell Lychee until can get to know Andy Lau and buy house at Damansara?!?!?!"

Kepong's Bloggers Gathering

The Kepong's Bloggers Gathering was GREAT!!

Many bloggers really enjoyed themselves at there.

Who said I didn't attend ah?

I did attend the Kepong's bloggers gathering. But the only thing is, none of those bloggers didn't realize my existence. Maybe because I attended the bloggers gathering as a blog reader, but not a blogger.

Proof to show that I did attend? OK, here are some. Auntie Maria wore a white blouse, right? Shiaulin and Leecs came the earliest, right? LocKee arrived the latest (20 minutes after he told Egghead that he is in Sungai Buloh) that, right? Milly gave many presents to those small kids, right?

Yes, I did attend. I sat at another corner, watching all the movements of those bloggers. Hehehe...

Hopefully next time, when I blog get more popular, when Failer get more popular, then maybe bloggers will start to realize me.

Educational Loans

Cousin #1 : "Wah, the course that I'm studying now at ****** college hor, is gonna cost me hundred over thousand leh. This time demn jialat man."

Cousin #2 : "You rich nevermind. You can still afford to pay."

Cousin #1 : "No leh, I still have to take loan from PTPTN."

Cousin #2 : "What for take loan from PTPTN? You know how much are you going to pay in the future or not? One of my friends took the loan from the PTPTN for RM66,000 and now, he has to pay RM105,000. Which means the interest rate is abot 60%."

Cousin #1 : "Haihz... no choice lah. What to do?"

Cousin #3 : "I took the loan from PTPTN when I was studying in college also. But I took the money to buy myself a car. Much worthwhile."

Cousins : *LOL* "Yayaya. That's much worthwhile."