Names

One night, while Kiasi was driving me out for supper...

Radio DJ : "Hi, and welcome back to our quiz contest... bla bla bla... OK, now, we have our 9th call-us through. Can I know who is this?"

Caller : "Hi, my name is Virginia."

Me : "Huh? Got people's name is Vagina ah?"

Kiasi : "No lah. But Virginia. You listened wrongly liao."

Me : "Oh.. I see."

Kiasi : "But if her name is Vagina, also never mind lah. Because I also know some boys name themselves as Dick."

Me : *ROTFLMAO*