Deflowered

Me : "Kiasi, Kiasi."

Kiasi : "Apa?"

Me : "You read this case already or not?"

Kiasi : "Oh... This case ah? I'm the first one who read this case. What's up?"

Me : "Wanna ask you hor, if you love a girl lah, will you care that she has already been deflowered?"

Kiasi : "Why not?"

Me : "Then, if had a baby before like that case?"

Kiasi : "Better still, can produce breastmilk already."

Me : *pengsan*