Pump Petrol

Went yumcha with Kiasi at 11.30 p.m...

Me : "Eh, look at your oil tank. E sign comes out already."

Kiasi : "Aiyah, tomorrow morning, when need this car, then pump petrol again loh. What so big deal?"

Me : "You not scare one meh?"

Kiasi : "I only scare if I pump petrol, burglar will steal my Kancil in the midnight."

Me : "So, you mean if you don't pump petrol, burglar won't still your Kancil lah?"

Kiasi : "Will. But even though if got burglar steals my Kancil, due to the limited petrol, the Kancil will die engine somewhere nearby mah."

Me : *pengsan*

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