Friday, January 27, 2006

Electricity Bill

Dad : "Basket. 6 days already. But the electricity bill still not arrived yet. Don't know what the government is doing."

Me : "Wait for 2 more days lah. By that time, they sure come and send the bill one. And also collecting angpows from us also. Is like that one mah."

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Thursday, January 26, 2006

Life

When I was small, about the age of 5, my ambition was to be an "Ultraman". Ultraman is famous among kids. I also don't know why, even though I like to watch it last time. Maybe when people are small, they don't understand what adults are speaking. They only enjoy the action, and that's maybe why Ultraman magnets them the most.

Things tend to be different when we grow up. We change from our ambitions from time to time. We know what is good. We know who will be highly looked upon.

One fine day, I was drinking tea with Kiasi at a mamak shop. Seeing an obese guy drinking his teh-tarik, I asked Kiasi, "He is so obese, and yet, he still drink teh-tarik. Not scare die one meh?", which to his reply, "Aiyah, for him hor, life is not important for him anymore. Die, die lah. If he doesn't drink, sooner or later, he will still die one day. Correct?"

I pity that obese guy. What's the meaning of life? Just drinking teh-tarik? I wouldn't want to repeat others have said how sympathy those unfortunates are. If I were asked what is the meaning of life, I would answer "enjoy". Yes enjoy. Humans are different from animals, living for enjoying, not for surviving.

"To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death.
Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow; a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more: it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing."

If you think deeply, you'll know what I mean. Fate is decided by us, but not we are decided by fate. A billionaire who earns billions of dollars in his 80 years life time, but ended up being only rich, what is his life purpose? A beggar who begs in his whole entire life, what is life means to him?

Jobs are bored. Even Kiasi told me that he is bored of blogging. Even I'm also fed up of study. I'm also thinking, how my mother not to fed up to fed me up for 18 years. For all, she told me that she wants to give up me and let her enjoy the beautiness of the world.

Most of the accountants retire at the age of 40. Well compute their salary which can feed them generouly for their entire life, they resign their job, and enjoy the meaning of life. Travelling around the world, exploring places that no one has reached before are my dreams, rather than spending the other 40 years staying in my own house.

Life are meant for us to enjoy around. Life is beautiful, as all the flavours can be found in it.

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Sunday, January 22, 2006

After U

Boy : "So, what are you planning after you graduate?"

Girl : "Er...Hope to get married after U loh."

Boy : "Huh? Want to get married after me ah?"

Girl : :@ "No lah! U means University. Not you!!"

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Thursday, January 12, 2006

Chromosome Unbalance

Girl : "Sometimes I just don't understand guys. They always get things done wrongly."

Me : "Yayaya..."

Girl : "Sometimes I think that boys' chromosome are unbalance."

Me : "Hoi! Hoi! Hoi! You've crossed the border!"

Girl : "I'm telling the truth lah!"

Me : "Boys' chromosome are usually balance, as we have both sex chromosome X and sex chromosome Y. So, got yin, got yang. Balance mah. Unlike girls, they only have chromosome X."

Girl : *:@*

OK, throw rotten eggs at me. I was just joking, but the conversations are real, just to protect my gender from being criticized.

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Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Studying Law

My 3rd cousin is currently a police, and my 2nd cousin is studying law.

Half year ago...

3rd Cousin : "Hail, 2nd cousin. STPM result out already?"

2nd Cousin : "Yes. Straight As."

3rd Cousin : "Wah, so terror. So, taking what course?"

2nd Cousin : "I'm now taking Law course."

3rd Cousin : "Oh... Me police also got study Law one. Ours shortcut some more. Few months later, gaodim."

Me : "Aiyah, me studying Accounting also got study Law mah. Business Law, Company Law. Also Law mah. So, what so big deal?"

2nd & 3rd Cousin : "......"

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Wednesday, January 04, 2006

The 10 Greatest Inventions

During my high school, my teacher requested us to write her an essay which is entitled, “The Greatest Invention of the World”. She told us that to obtain high marks, we have to have a maturity to write something extraordinary. Due to the lack of maturity, I nearly flunked in that essay, although I’ve forgotten what I’ve written for that invention. Maturity is important!!

Now, in my mail box, there are 3 “10 Greatest Inventions” mails had been forwarded to my mailbox, and those 3 are just the same. I suspect they are rooted from somewhere. Those inventions are merely just plain, or whould rather say “immature”. But since I’m afraid they might by forwarded from somewhere to my mail without looking at the “copyrighted” sign, I would rather not to post it at here.

OK. But however, I’ve created my own “10 Greatest Inventions”. This time, I write it with maturity. So, don’t worry. You won’t get bored with this.


10 Greatest Inventions:

# 10: Wheel

No doubt it was regarded among the greatest inventions. It was invented 7000 years ago, and now, it has been widely used for transports and also building structures. It also helps to reduce frictions in order to move something much easier.

# 9: Telephone

Antonio Meucci, the original inventor of the telephone, althoug he isn't well known among us. No matter how, I still strongly think that telephone is one of the greatest inventions. Without telephone, without internet. Without internet, without blog. Without blog, without you straing at the computer screen now. Correct?

# 8: Light Bulb

The original inventor of this, is actually Joseph Wilson Swan. Nope, not Thomas Alva Edison. Joseph Swan is the inventor, while Thomas Edison is the "perfector". God creates light in order to let us see clearly in day, and humans followed His step, thus invented light bulb in order to let us see clearly in the dark.

# 7: Paper

Just imagine the world without paper, how will the words in the Bible and the Quran be? How will people wipe their buttocks?

# 6: Wave

Nowadays, all sorts of waves are around us. From gamma ray, X-ray and to the handphone's macrowave. Doctor use X-Ray to heal cancers. We use infra-red for physioteraphy. So, why doubt when wave is one of the greatest inventions?

# 5: Drugs

"Drugs" usually mean medicines. And medicines are used for medications, which have already saved billions or trillions of life.

# 4: Electricity

From the idea of lightning, the usage of electricity has spreaded around the world. Nowadays, almost everything run by electricity. Even we can see electronic cars on the road (not Malaysia lah, but other western countries).

# 3: Money

It's great. With money, you got the power! With money, we kick off the Barter Trading System. With money, we can buy most of the things we want. True enough, money is not everything, because credit card rules now!!!

# 2: Words/Alphabets/Characters

Something that we can use to describe. Something that we can use to express. When we are happy, do we not say, "I'm freaking happy!!"? When we are angry, do we not say, "Fark you!!"? Without words, how are we gonna express?

# 1: Condom

Surprise, but it's true. As a Malaysian, I'm proud that Malaysia is one of the largest condom producer. Just imagine without condom, how many lifes will be created and next, aborted. Just imagine, without condom, people are still masturbathing to prevent from pregnancy, and couldn't enjoy the meaning of sax. No doubt, it is the GREATEST INVENTION OF ALL! Agree?

Anyway, you readers don't need to agree what I've said. It is just my humble opinion, just to create something different.

Now, I'm able to create a "mature" "10 Greatest Inventions". I'm contented with this. If I wrote this during my high school and passed it to my teacher, I suppose I'll get a very good grade for this essay.

Since I've written this "The 10 Greatest Inventions", maybe I should publish "The 10 Worst Inventions" for the next post. But see first lah, depends on my mood.

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