Names

One night, while Kiasi was driving me out for supper...

Radio DJ : "Hi, and welcome back to our quiz contest... bla bla bla... OK, now, we have our 9th call-us through. Can I know who is this?"

Caller : "Hi, my name is Virginia."

Me : "Huh? Got people's name is Vagina ah?"

Kiasi : "No lah. But Virginia. You listened wrongly liao."

Me : "Oh.. I see."

Kiasi : "But if her name is Vagina, also never mind lah. Because I also know some boys name themselves as Dick."

Me : *ROTFLMAO*

Once Upon A Time In Biology Class

Okay, okay. I get all the questions from the post here, "Why don't use protection, instead?"

Once upon a time in my biology lesson, the teacer taught us about safe sex. Condoms, ligations, you name them...

So...

Teacher : "The weakness of the condom is, might accidentally leak out. Successful chance is only 97%. Which means, 3% of the chances might left the sperms enter the uterus..."

Girl : "Since 1 condom is 97% of success, then why don't use 2 condoms instead? Much safer!"

Boy : "That's why lah, stupid! If use 2 condoms, where got feel?"

Everybody : *LOLFOC*

Deflowered

Me : "Kiasi, Kiasi."

Kiasi : "Apa?"

Me : "You read this case already or not?"

Kiasi : "Oh... This case ah? I'm the first one who read this case. What's up?"

Me : "Wanna ask you hor, if you love a girl lah, will you care that she has already been deflowered?"

Kiasi : "Why not?"

Me : "Then, if had a baby before like that case?"

Kiasi : "Better still, can produce breastmilk already."

Me : *pengsan*